Spam Text Messages

India seems to provide endless entertainment for me. I get these spam text messages ALL the time. Some are offers and deals, etc, but some are just plain weird. Here are a few of my favorites:

"I called u 5 times but the line is busy so come outside... Iam standing outside ur home...
my name is MOON...i just came to say good night...,ur sudheer"

"plz forward to many gud hearts like u... If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free Plastic"

"Journey of life strts wid a full bag of luck &
and empty bag of xprince, The goal if to fill the bag of experience before the bag of Luck gets empty GUD 9T"

"Plz fwd dis msg 2 atleast
5 ppl b4 deleting. PLZ 'DONT DRINK WATER PACKETS'
Becoz A new virus HBF (High Bone Fever) Is spreading now, gudnt....."

"Hi I'm SUN & specialy rise through ur inbox 2 say U GooD MoRNinG Have a nice day"

"MOON has come to color your dreams, STARS to make them musical and my SMS to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep. Good Night. sweet dreams."

"I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely won't make another mistake of losing someone like you. Gud ngt.."

Now that last one is just plain thoughtful :)